Sick and Tired...the Ranters Remix

On one of my work excursions of seeing how long I can surf the web and not do a damn thing, I came across some scenes of Def Poetry featuring a dude named Shihan. His poem entitled "Sick and Tired" motivated me to do my own, so without further ado:

Sick and Tired "The Ranters Remix".....

1. I'm sick of watching the news in the morning and seeing the newscasters bright and smiling at 5 in the morning...
2. I'm sick of newscasters trying to convince me I should care about their "human interest" stories that early in the day...( Who gives a @#&* that the dog can ride a unicycle blindfolded?what's the traffic like!?!?!?!?! )
3. I'm sick of myself for turning the channel to another newscast and thinking the news will be different...
4. I'm sick of parents driving their kid half a block to the bus stop and waiting for them when their kid is damn near in high school...( And you wonder why Lil Sasquatch is overweight, make they lil azz @%$#@% WALK sometime!!! )
5. I'm sick of school buses that make me late waiting for that last kid to come down and get on the bus...
6. I'm sick of that lil bastard having the nerve to just walk like he don't know he's late and holding everyone up...
7. I'm sick of my locs not loc'ing yet in the back and making me look like I have a shag carpet on the base of my neck...
8. I'm sick of doctors not being happy till they convince you more is wrong with you than what you thought when you went to see him...
9. I'm sick of the fact that they all smile like hearing you got 2 days to live is gonna be easier cuz they're smiling...
10. I'm sick of "Glamour Shot" pictures on websites from both men and women...
11. I'm sick of dudes thinking it's cool to take pictures in front of cars that aint yours...
12. I'm sick of folks wearing sandals with jacked up feet and toes... ( Why do you go out with feet that look like you just got through kickboxing a brick wall? )
13. I'm sick of black mens magazines trying to convince me that the ugly shyt in their fashion section is hot when it's just plain ugly...( Didn't flooded pants go out with Michael Jackson??? )
14. I'm sick of co-workers asking you what you did over the weekend just so they can top it... ( "You worked in the garden? That's nice, I was in France." )
15. I'm sick of Reality Shows that don't show Reality...( Try doing "Will the Rent check Clear before the Light Bill" Now THAT is some reality tv right there...)
16. I'm sick of celebrities being famous for just being famous...( When WAS the last time Vivica did any acting, and she still gets invites to stuff???? )
17. I'm sick of Hip Hop being dead and folks acting like it's not... ( Karl Rove was RAPPING!!!!! Why isn't anyone offended at that????? )
18. I'm sick of kids knowing more about what's on BET and MTV than what is going on in the world around them...
19. I'm sick of my doctor telling me Vicodin and Jack Daniels shouldn't be mixed with fruit cocktail...
20. I'm sick of having to decide whether to eat dinner or get gas for my car...
21. I'm sick of MySpace and YouTube making complete idiots overnight celebrities...
22. I'm sick of people thinking videos still matter in the music business...
23. I'm sick of myself for still watching them as if the song sounds different now that I can see Beyonce singing it...
24. I'm sick of people who keep their Bluetooth earpiece in when taking a picture...
25. I'm sick of grown azz folks still taking pictures in the club in front of those cheap azz fukkin paint backgrounds...
26. I'm sick of these same over 40 azz folks posting these pictures on their web pages like it's cute... (You got the same background from the same club as your child when they went out, that's a sign to wrap it up for real )
27. I'm sick of dudes STILL thinking that pimping is in...
28. I'm sick of women still trying to dress like their daughters, all the time...
29. I'm sick of parents bringing a toddler to a midnight movie...
30. I'm sick of folks taking pride in not knowing something outside their neighborhood...
31. I'm sick of big azz folks driving little azz cars...
32. I'm sick of ex's calling at 2 in the morning asking dumb shyt...
33. I'm sick of people that aren't doing nothing with their lives wanting to tear down your dreams...
34. I'm sick of cupcakes not coming 3 to a pack...
35. I'm sick of selling weed being illegal...( At least then the unemployment rate would go down )
36. I'm sick of there being more money in researching a disease than finding a cure for it...
37. I'm sick of folks that got problems acting like they don't...
38. I'm sick of myself for not finishing my book yet...

Ok, for real I'm done...it's almost time to go to my new job as a taste tester for flavorless Skittles. Be easy, and if you can't do that....then care less.