Ok....I know some of yall remember that Magic 8 Ball that you shook up and it would give you answers to whatever question you asked it. I decided to go one step further and give some of my own answers to the questions yall think but never ask...and like the 8 Ball, take em with a grain of salt ( or a shot of Hennessy...your choice ).
1. Yes. she can see you're holding in your gut playa, just exhale...
2. No, its not ok to wipe it on the underside of the couch cushion
3. No, your cooking will never be better than his mommas....so don't even ask
4. Yes, the Kool-aid needs more sugar
5. Yes, her father knows EXACTLY what you want to do to his daughter
6. Yes, his mother knows EXACTLY what you've already done to her son
7. No, it will not work if you buy her kids all the toys you can...they still wont go to bed early
8. Yes, they heard you and their momma last night
9. No, the words "drinking", "ex-boyfriend/girlfriend", and the phrase "slept over" should never be used in the same sentence
10. No, what happens on vacation with your boys will not stay on vacation with your boys....get the film out of the camera
11. Yes, what happens in the islands with your girls will stay in the islands with your girls
12. No, you REALLY don't wanna know if you're the best he/she ever had
13. Yes, everyone is looking at your butt
14. No, you shouldn't wear that pair of underwear again today because yesterday you "just sat around the house".
15. Yes, she did that freaky thing with her tongue with someone before you...get over it
16. No, you don't look cute with your daughters clothes on.
17. Yes, your pet is thinking of how to kill you when you stop being useful
18. No, that wasn't the cutest thing your kid just did..please clean it up
19. Yes, your stylist is talking about you as soon as you leave the shop
20. Yes, one of your boys is thinking about sexxing your girl...probably right now
21. No, all of your friends DON'T think you deserve the good man you have
22. Yes, if you do it....she will find out
23. No, you didn't need to add those rims to that Benz....sometimes less is more
24. Yes, you do look ridiculous doing that dance....please stop..
25. No, its not as good as you think
26. Yes, someone is reading this and thinking about you right now...
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